Nighttime Raccoon Experience: July 26, 2015

Experiences with raccoons at night go one of two ways:

1.) They try to use your trashcan as a means of musical expression.

2.) You're at your window trying to watch the people who live next door sleep and a raccoon blocks your line of sight.

This raccoon experience was the latter, and thus was quite short. The raccoon itself was of an average size and traditionally patterned (interrupted mask), and due to the light on my construction hat, its eyes were significantly illuminated. The color was quite normal, but of a textured depth (like #F4F00B).

Overall, I'd consider this to be a quaint, if short, raccoon experience, and that raccoon to be a substandard raccoon which was a bit of a disappointment.

Score: 3 RACCOONS INSIDE OF A GREEN TRASHCAN WITH YELLOW SPRAYPAINT ON IT

Doesn't having eyes that glow in response to small amounts of light defeat the purpose of your face literally being a fucking mask?

Introduction to Raccoons

This page is dedicated to reviews of raccoons and experiences with raccoon written by members of our writing team (names will be abbreviated so that opinions expressed may be completely open and honest without fear of negative backlash due to differing ideas). The Raccoon Rating System will include two different scales: the color of a trashcan and the number of raccoons inside of it.